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08.06.2025 10:33
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Sophia Bush Says She Endured “Every Kind of Abuse” on Show Due to Older Man - The Hollywood Reporter
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Inside ‘Inside the NBA’ Transition to ESPN - Front Office Sports
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Satellite Footage Captures Mysterious Structure That Looks Like Human Lips - Indian Defence Review
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Measles confirmed in Colorado Springs, public asked to watch for symptoms - KKTV
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
‘It Is Going to Happen’: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Warns of Crack in the Bond Market - Barron's
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Tucker Barnhart Elects Free Agency - MLB Trade Rumors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
No way
Shortcuts is getting an AI-powered revamp; here’s what that could mean - 9to5Mac
They put up a sign reading
No go.
No, not a chance
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